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Sheikh Imam Rashid, the leader of the Salawatiya Muslim Mission in Ghana has claimed that patients suffering from HIV/AIDS could be cured within twenty-four hours using remedies from the Quran. The Tamale based cleric made the claims on Sunday while answering a question about Quranic Science and Healing powers on US based Qibla FM (www.Qiblafm.com). He said the Muslim Holy Book is a remedy to all of the world’s problems. “Twenty-Four hours is the maximum time to cure HIV/AIDS and Ebola. The Quran has cures to any disease that can come on the earth.” Sheikh Rashid who is also the CEO of the Salawat Health Restoration Center added that he has been abled to power a car with air, all using information from the Quran. This is total indoctronation...religious leaders should be careful on how they handle the so called 'Holy Books'. Sasa utasikia the likes of Pastor Kanyari telling us that according to the gospels, mkono ikfanya ufanye dhambi, kata....foolish indo...

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K M FB . Strangely , t he picture resembles a ladies boobs This is not the first time the discussions in Kilimani Mums facebook page are raising questions on the integrity of our women, wives, sisters and daughters. There has been heated debates ranging from private bedroom matters, relationships with Mpanga wa Kandos , popularly known by the mums as MWK , topics around the house-girls, popularly known as DH (I think it means domestic help) and more importantly, the women are now running to the largely followed social media page (with 88,000 followers) to seek advice on some of these topics. Kenyan men are worried that the women are in-turn receiving wrong advice that is doomed to bringing down the family unit. I received some concerns from  many Kenyan men who asked me to address this issue and share some of the post that they give me. The posts are indeed funny, crazy, interesting but at the same time very shocking. Are you not exposing yourself too much fellow Kenyan wom...

Since the broadcast of the pusillanimous, spineless, timid, nerve-racking, barbaric and intimidating assault to our very able men in green soldiers by the Al Shaabab cowards in Somali, I have all along been contemplating and researching on the preeminent way to appreciate not only the fallen soldiers but also those living and serving our country in various parts of this country and out of this country. Agony as grieved me, tears of sorrow have trickled down my chick, the thought of smuggling a gun and trekking to Somalia to fight along these soldiers has all along been lingering in my mind. But unfortunately, my efforts and powers are limited to just a pen, a paper and my thoughts. I hope my thoughts will touch many of my fellow Kenyans. A wounded Kenyan soldier, center,  is received by military officers  I have to say this to you dear Kenyans; we need to do more than just the # tag thing on the social media platforms. A times it beats my logic and just settles fo...

We probably  all have a cousin,  a sister or a close friend married to a douchbag. A man who has a dark hole where his brains are supposed to be. A man whose groins are his thinking engine. A man whose genitals are responsible for thousands of innocent fatherless children across different parts of this country; from Lamu to Busia and from Lake Victoria to Mandera Wajir deserts.  An egoist with a thinking capacity of black bathing towel. What annoys me most is that these female relatives and friends  embarrass the entire clan and society by marrying or having a child with such an egoist; a man who should be denied all conjugal rights in the world. Or maybe, an egoist who deserves castration using the crudest tools ever known in this world. I have NO apology to offer on the latter.  Honestly and sincerely, I don't know where women pick these imbeciles. But I have noticed that anytime I go out with a bunch of some of my very stupid friends, it is the never-do-w...

There was drama at Kiamuthanga village in Tigania East, Meru county, after irate women stormed the home of a 50-year-old woman whom they accused of luring young boys into bed. Hundreds of women chanting traditional curse songs thronged the homestead of Ms Karegi Thiura to protest her actions. The woman was then frog-marched to a field where a cursing ritual was conducted. LYNCHING The suspect had narrowly escaped lynching by young men who were threatening to strip and beat her up in public for disrespecting them. Ms Thiura, who is said to be of “Miriti” age group, was fined for having sex with sons of women her age group, which is against the community’s norms. Ms Monica Mutunyi, a resident, said the woman was ordered to pay EIGHT SUFURIAS OF FOOD COMPRISING FIVE SUFURIAS OF RICE THREE SUFURIAS OF SOUP. “The woman is a disgrace to the community and therefore an outcast. She is not allowed to talk to any woman in the village. Any woman found talking to her will be fi...

"IN CASE YOU MISSED THIS PERSONAL STATEMENT" Mugo Wa wairimu “I hereby invite all Kenyans, friends and foes alike to tune in to Citizen TV tonight. I encourage as many Kenyans as possible to watch it. Nothing is more difficult in this Kenya than trying to fight against a media armed with the most technologically sophisticated equipment; the media house responsible for this took the most partisan stand in 2013 elections. They are not God and whatever they say is not and will never be gospel truth. Serious, very serious allegations have been leveled against me. My enemies, political, business or otherwise have coalesced, in a most evil plot. This is the climax of months, no, years of scheming, with hundreds of thousands changing hands to permanently silence me. I do not intend to use this forum to defend myself or give my side of the story. I will also join the hundreds of thousands of Kenyans who will also be watching. I've fought many wars because of my convi...

Over the last many years, I have closely and secretly held very high sensitive secrets of my colleagues who include a few politicians, priests, professional colleagues, myself, my wife and ofcourse secrets sorrounding a few pretty, cute and elagant African ladies. However, I publicly need to mention what am about to, to give details on, though not a secret. It's about this Catholic Nun. A nun I met earlier today while I traversed Muranga County in fulfillment of my employment obligations while am still relevant. Mnajua hizi kazi mnafanya nyinyi wote si za mama yenu. You have to remain relevant at long as you stay. Anyway, just like many Christians would conclude, meeting this Catholic nun was God planned. Sister Mary The nun goes by the name Sister Mary. Her beauty struck my attention and without hesitation I commenced the conversation with my new friend. For a moment, I kept off my arms and fingers from my laptop and concentrated into making Sister Mar...

MOLLIS…..MOLLIS…MOLLIS…MOLLIS…..that’s the sound on every Kenyan lady at the moment. The play of that clip by the ladies makes a sweet warm chill run down their spine. They wish that MOLLIS could bring them to that level like the ‘Mollis I sullender lady’ . What makes the warm chill run down the the ladies spine is not the fun in the audio clip but the sex mind activation the clip brings along. Yaani madame wanasikia ni kama wanafanya ka quickie. Then quickly they are thinking this MOLLIS is this Mexian guy with a hairy chest, six-pack and strong body structure. Nobody who know the looks of the 'Mollis I sullender' lady but by just fantasizing, she must be some cheap lady from central counties..... NimeSHOka Mollis. Apologies for calling her cheap but thats my thought.  And the man? You can agree with me that we have Mexican like men in Kiambu. That MOLLIS.....with the energy that is portrayed in the audio clip must be a Mexican looking like man on top of a cheap Kiambu lad...