FORGET ABOUT MOLLIS: LADIES WANT IT THAT WAY


MOLLIS…..MOLLIS…MOLLIS…MOLLIS…..that’s the sound on every Kenyan lady at the moment. The play of that clip by the ladies makes a sweet warm chill run down their spine. They wish that MOLLIS could bring them to that level like the ‘Mollis I sullender lady’. What makes the warm chill run down the the ladies spine is not the fun in the audio clip but the sex mind activation the clip brings along. Yaani madame wanasikia ni kama wanafanya ka quickie. Then quickly they are thinking this MOLLIS is this Mexian guy with a hairy chest, six-pack and strong body structure. Nobody who know the looks of the 'Mollis I sullender' lady but by just fantasizing, she must be some cheap lady from central counties.....NimeSHOka Mollis. Apologies for calling her cheap but thats my thought.  And the man? You can agree with me that we have Mexican like men in Kiambu. That MOLLIS.....with the energy that is portrayed in the audio clip must be a Mexican looking like man on top of a cheap Kiambu lady. At some point, when I listened to the audio, I also thought EDULLIS…EDULLIS…EDULLIS…should be trending but on a second thought, I remembered am taken. Lakini mtu hasijaribu kusema eti nimekaliwa chapati. Am that man who can also Edullify you..leave alone Mollifying you!

Picture: 'Mollis I sullender' lady after 'Mollification'
I know the ladies are pretending to find the MOLLIS audio clip funny but deep in their hearts, they are wishing to have MOLLIS by their bedsides. They are also cursing that 'Nimeshoka lady' but secretly, the play of that audio makes them wish for a MOLLIS type man. I know its not wishful thinking since am sure 60 % of the ladies have already been 'Mollified' or and are currently being 'mollified' especially ladies from Kahawa Wendani, Roysambu and Zimmerman. And now, all those guys called Morris, Maurice are taking advantage of this clip. Ladies be careful! At this point of time forget, about MOLLIS…you had better go for EDULLIS, PETERLLIS, or OUKOLLIS. Those guys by the names Morris and Maurice should not take advantage of the current situation. If they do, tell them I want  EDULLIS, PETERLLIS or OUKOLISS.  If you are not careful, the many fake MOLLISES that will emerge will mollify you to the grave or to the maternity ward. And by the way ladies, just as a way of introducing myself….my name is Edu…you can call me Edullis as well. Hahahahahaha!!!!!

Earlier yesterday, I saw one of the ladies listen to the MOLLIS audio clip  in my shanty office and she was smiling all along and in between crossing her legs, often biting her lips and restlessness glowed in her face. I could see her chest pounding. I think her mind was getting mollified thus the unrest. She must have ‘come’ like a thousand times. If you don’t know coming from where, don't ask me ask MOLLIS. Ladies will confirm to me that they actually want the type of men with that kind of enthusiasm, and energy like MOLLIS. A Kenyan MOLLIS who will take them to level that they will never forget.

Nothing is so sweet like ladies having an unprepared ‘Mollified Quickie’. Remember, 2 out of every 4 ladies in Kenya are sexually starving. Sexually starving because the men and boys are becoming extinct yet Obama administration and the Kenyan leaders are busy campaigning for the girl-child protection. Who do you think will ‘Mollify or Edullify or Okullify’ these ladies. Come-on…the boy child should not be let to go extinct else we will miss such interesting audio clips and more importantly, the ladies will continue starving which is not our wish. 

The weekend is here. The schools are closed for the long August holiday and the MOLLIS audio clip is trending. Now the school going ladies are into bhangi, smoking and 2nd generation liqiour. Now they are getting into second generation quickie. Or what do you call the MOLLIS audio clip? Is it not a second generation quickie?

Go enjoy your weekend ladies.....if you have to be mollified, please take with you condoms. If you had wished that I would Edullify you.....forget that...Nyeeeee....Nyef...Nyef...Nyef!!! 

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