LET'S TALK IT OUT

There was drama at Kiamuthanga village in Tigania East, Meru county, after irate women stormed the home of a 50-year-old woman whom they accused of luring young boys into bed. Hundreds of women chanting traditional curse songs thronged the homestead of Ms Karegi Thiura to protest her actions. The woman was then frog-marched to a field where a cursing ritual was conducted. LYNCHING The suspect had narrowly escaped lynching by young men who were threatening to strip and beat her up in public for disrespecting them. Ms Thiura, who is said to be of “Miriti” age group, was fined for having sex with sons of women her age group, which is against the community’s norms. Ms Monica Mutunyi, a resident, said the woman was ordered to pay EIGHT SUFURIAS OF FOOD COMPRISING FIVE SUFURIAS OF RICE THREE SUFURIAS OF SOUP. “The woman is a disgrace to the community and therefore an outcast. She is not allowed to talk to any woman in the village. Any woman found talking to her will be fi...

"IN CASE YOU MISSED THIS PERSONAL STATEMENT" Mugo Wa wairimu “I hereby invite all Kenyans, friends and foes alike to tune in to Citizen TV tonight. I encourage as many Kenyans as possible to watch it. Nothing is more difficult in this Kenya than trying to fight against a media armed with the most technologically sophisticated equipment; the media house responsible for this took the most partisan stand in 2013 elections. They are not God and whatever they say is not and will never be gospel truth. Serious, very serious allegations have been leveled against me. My enemies, political, business or otherwise have coalesced, in a most evil plot. This is the climax of months, no, years of scheming, with hundreds of thousands changing hands to permanently silence me. I do not intend to use this forum to defend myself or give my side of the story. I will also join the hundreds of thousands of Kenyans who will also be watching. I've fought many wars because of my convi...

Over the last many years, I have closely and secretly held very high sensitive secrets of my colleagues who include a few politicians, priests, professional colleagues, myself, my wife and ofcourse secrets sorrounding a few pretty, cute and elagant African ladies. However, I publicly need to mention what am about to, to give details on, though not a secret. It's about this Catholic Nun. A nun I met earlier today while I traversed Muranga County in fulfillment of my employment obligations while am still relevant. Mnajua hizi kazi mnafanya nyinyi wote si za mama yenu. You have to remain relevant at long as you stay. Anyway, just like many Christians would conclude, meeting this Catholic nun was God planned. Sister Mary The nun goes by the name Sister Mary. Her beauty struck my attention and without hesitation I commenced the conversation with my new friend. For a moment, I kept off my arms and fingers from my laptop and concentrated into making Sister Mar...

MOLLIS…..MOLLIS…MOLLIS…MOLLIS…..that’s the sound on every Kenyan lady at the moment. The play of that clip by the ladies makes a sweet warm chill run down their spine. They wish that MOLLIS could bring them to that level like the ‘Mollis I sullender lady’ . What makes the warm chill run down the the ladies spine is not the fun in the audio clip but the sex mind activation the clip brings along. Yaani madame wanasikia ni kama wanafanya ka quickie. Then quickly they are thinking this MOLLIS is this Mexian guy with a hairy chest, six-pack and strong body structure. Nobody who know the looks of the 'Mollis I sullender' lady but by just fantasizing, she must be some cheap lady from central counties..... NimeSHOka Mollis. Apologies for calling her cheap but thats my thought.  And the man? You can agree with me that we have Mexican like men in Kiambu. That MOLLIS.....with the energy that is portrayed in the audio clip must be a Mexican looking like man on top of a cheap Kiambu lad...

One of the Kilimani Mum Uncensored ladies displaying the 'fundamentals for her husband

 AM NOT A PERFECT DAD; HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLAIR Blair locked in a TV cabinet That early morning, I woke up brightly shining on my face. Shining with the knowledge that some gift was coming any time, any moment. And not the Jameson gift, don’t even think of a cake gift. A precious gift was coming. I avoided having a drink the previous night with the fear that sleep would catch up with me. In the cold morning of 2 nd July 2013, a day like today I drove my old dark green Bayerische Motoren Werke commonly known as BMW to the hospital. Anyone peeping into the old dark Bayerische Motoren Werke, would think a balded gray haired man was behind the wheel. No! It was anxious skinny young man with besides him a mother, a woman and wife , then heavily pregnant and anxious to receive a new born. Expectations were high but the worries were equally high. Somewhere in the East of the city of many lights, a baby was about to be born. I knew a funny and jovial boy was about to be man. A bo...