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MY DAY WITH A CATHOLIC NUN: SISTER MARY

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Over the last many years, I have closely and secretly held very high sensitive secrets of my colleagues who include a few politicians, priests, professional colleagues, myself, my wife and ofcourse secrets sorrounding a few pretty, cute and elagant African ladies. However, I publicly need to mention what am about to, to give details on, though not a secret. It's about this Catholic Nun. A nun I met earlier today while I traversed Muranga County in fulfillment of my employment obligations while am still relevant. Mnajua hizi kazi mnafanya nyinyi wote si za mama yenu. You have to remain relevant at long as you stay. Anyway, just like many Christians would conclude, meeting this Catholic nun was God planned. Sister Mary The nun goes by the name Sister Mary. Her beauty struck my attention and without hesitation I commenced the conversation with my new friend. For a moment, I kept off my arms and fingers from my laptop and concentrated into making Sister Mar...

FORGET ABOUT MOLLIS: LADIES WANT IT THAT WAY

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MOLLIS…..MOLLIS…MOLLIS…MOLLIS…..that’s the sound on every Kenyan lady at the moment. The play of that clip by the ladies makes a sweet warm chill run down their spine. They wish that MOLLIS could bring them to that level like the β€˜Mollis I sullender lady’ . What makes the warm chill run down the the ladies spine is not the fun in the audio clip but the sex mind activation the clip brings along. Yaani madame wanasikia ni kama wanafanya ka quickie. Then quickly they are thinking this MOLLIS is this Mexian guy with a hairy chest, six-pack and strong body structure. Nobody who know the looks of the 'Mollis I sullender' lady but by just fantasizing, she must be some cheap lady from central counties..... NimeSHOka Mollis. Apologies for calling her cheap but thats my thought.  And the man? You can agree with me that we have Mexican like men in Kiambu. That MOLLIS.....with the energy that is portrayed in the audio clip must be a Mexican looking like man on top of a cheap Kiambu lad...

KILIMANI MUMS UNCENSORED MADNESS: FROM EXPOSING THEIR MENS' GENITALS TO HOUSEHOLD MATTERS

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One of the Kilimani Mum Uncensored ladies displaying the 'fundamentals for her husband

AM NOT A PERFECT DAD; HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLAIR

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 AM NOT A PERFECT DAD; HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLAIR Blair locked in a TV cabinet That early morning, I woke up brightly shining on my face. Shining with the knowledge that some gift was coming any time, any moment. And not the Jameson gift, don’t even think of a cake gift. A precious gift was coming. I avoided having a drink the previous night with the fear that sleep would catch up with me. In the cold morning of 2 nd July 2013, a day like today I drove my old dark green Bayerische Motoren Werke commonly known as BMW to the hospital. Anyone peeping into the old dark Bayerische Motoren Werke, would think a balded gray haired man was behind the wheel. No! It was anxious skinny young man with besides him a mother, a woman and wife , then heavily pregnant and anxious to receive a new born. Expectations were high but the worries were equally high. Somewhere in the East of the city of many lights, a baby was about to be born. I knew a funny and jovial boy was about to be man. A bo...

WHY I THINK THERE IS NOTHING LIKE HELL

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Riungu Jnr Ikiugu I have read a number of theological books, scientific books, religious books and the Bible itself. With all these reads, I have not come to a better understanding of what hell is rather I have got into some form of confusion and later my eventual conclusion that THERE IS NO HELL. This does not mean that am an atheist. It’s only that the hell things do not add up to me. Further more, I can have a spiritual bondage with my God without this hellish thing. So guys, what is "hell" like, really? Where is it located: here on earth, or in some other dimension? Is it true, or a sinister fabrication? Can the Bible lead us to the truth? Where is "hell" first mentioned in the Bible, and why is it so very difficult to find? Why was the punishment of "hell" never mentioned to original sinners like Adam, Eve and Cain, or to unbelievers like the people of Sodom and the Pharaoh who defied God repeatedly? Are there Bible verses that clearl...

MY STUPID IDEAS: Mutiga Gitobu

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What happens in the social media circles is really very interesting. It makes the readers laugh, scream, mourn or even cry. It is in the social media that people express their thoughts, their sorrows, fears, hatred, love etc. More importantly, the social media has grown to be a platform of sombre politics. Ethnicity has been swelled through social media to an extent that it has become a questionable potential threat to the peace in this country and across the world where we have ethnic groups comprising a nation. That said and done, it is this piece below that wedged my attention today. The piece by the former University of Nairobi Chairman SONU Mr. Mutiga Gitobu  in his Facebook account- https://www.facebook.com/mutiga.gitobu.7/posts/10207110982312048 has generated a lot of talk among his peers and close associates. I find it interesting, crazy, and laughable and very innovate. I decided to blog about it and give it the title β€˜MY STUPID IDEAS’, a title that that was suggeste...