REINCARNATION IS NOT A MYTH. MAN-EATERS OF TSAVO ARE NOT A MYTH; JOWIE IS NOT A MYTH; HE HAS REINCARNATED AS A WOMAN-EATER.

For many years, I read about reincarnation. For those many years, I have doubted anything to do with reincarnation. In those many years, I have only trusted and believed in my own Christians doctrines, which were, a year ago, replaced by Muslim doctrines. Today, I will tell you why I am considering to shifting my belief Muslim to reincarnation. But before I do that, let me remind you about reincarnation.

Reincarnation is the philosophical and religious concept that an aspect of a living being starts a new life in a different physical body or form after each biological death. It is part of doctrine of cyclic existence and a central tenet of all major Indian religions. In different words, we also refer to it also as rebirth or transmigration.

Starting today, I have a tough decision to make. A decision on my religious stand. I have today wiped off my doubts about reincarnation. Its a tough decision that I will tonight involve and have a lengthy discussion with my daughter, my sons and my partner. They may think I am insane. But wait, I am not. I am sober and up to my senses.

Am without any doubt, absolutely no disbelief, at some in time your life, just like me, you must have studied history. Thus, I confidently presume that you are all aware about the MAN-EATERS of TSAVO. It's just a few weeks ago when I got aboard the popular Kenya SGR that my previous research thoughts on reincarnation were recalled when, upon approaching the vast Tsavo National Park, the sexy voice of one of Kenyan SGR crew lady reminded us about the history of Tsavo.

By the way, if you have been aboard the SGR, you must have admired, without any coercion, the well curved, contoured, structured bodies and spotless smooth skin of those beautiful and good looking crew ladies. For once, you forget about one of the ten commandments, "You shall not covet your neighbor's house. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his male or female servant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor". Its in that situation you often find yourself silently whispering a prayer of forgiveness to your Almighty. This has happened to me all the times I have been aboard that Chinese piloted locomotive. Just before I forget, be reminded that, nothing turns me on like a woman's voice. Ideally, ladies, the way to my heart is not through my stomach rather through a sweet sexy voice. My wife indeed knows that.

While aboard SGR, the sexy voice recalled my thoughts on reincarnation when she narrated to us about the MAN-EATERS of TSAVO. They were a pair of man-eating lions which were responsible for the deaths of a number of construction workers on the Kenya-Uganda Railway between March and December 1898. Weeks later, today, the high court judge, again has recalled my thoughts on reincarnation, when he ruled that Joseph Irungu alias Jowie is a WOMAN-EATER. It's the judge's ruling that has made me to reconsider about making a tough decision to shift my belief to reincarnation.

Yes, I now have no doubt that Jowie is a rebirth of one the lions; one of MAN-EATERS of TSAVO. The philosophy around reincarnation is that one is reborn in a caste depending on his deeds here on earth. Jowie is a rebirth of one of the evil lions in Tsavo. He is a rebirth of the evil deeds. He is not eating men. He is not killing men. He is eating women. He is killing men. The ruling today by the high court judge was God sent. Sent to confirm my thoughts to drive me to the only true and honest religious belief; reincarnation.

Ladies and gentlemen, MAN-EATERS of TSAVO is not a myth. Reincarnation is not a myth. Jowie is not a myth. We have a living testimony; Joseph Irungu alias Jowie. Am heading home ladies and gentlemen to the welcome of the sexy and lovely voices of my spouse, and my kids. In my mind right now, there is a bombshell in the making. A bombshell about my tough decision to shift my belief to reincarnation. I don't know what to expect from my daughter, sons and my wife. Nonetheless, I have evidence that reincarnation is real, its not a myth. Jowie is my evidence. And to you all reading this, you can now argue from an evidence based thought; Jowie is the living evidence. Evidence that reincarnation is real. MAN-EATERS of TSAVO have REINCARNATED. Jowie is the REINCARNATEE.

Good Evening reincarnation believers.