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MY DAY WITH A CATHOLIC NUN: SISTER MARY

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Over the last many years, I have closely and secretly held very high sensitive secrets of my colleagues who include a few politicians, priests, professional colleagues, myself, my wife and ofcourse secrets sorrounding a few pretty, cute and elagant African ladies. However, I publicly need to mention what am about to, to give details on, though not a secret. It's about this Catholic Nun. A nun I met earlier today while I traversed Muranga County in fulfillment of my employment obligations while am still relevant. Mnajua hizi kazi mnafanya nyinyi wote si za mama yenu. You have to remain relevant at long as you stay. Anyway, just like many Christians would conclude, meeting this Catholic nun was God planned. Sister Mary The nun goes by the name Sister Mary. Her beauty struck my attention and without hesitation I commenced the conversation with my new friend. For a moment, I kept off my arms and fingers from my laptop and concentrated into making Sister Mar...

FORGET ABOUT MOLLIS: LADIES WANT IT THAT WAY

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MOLLIS…..MOLLIS…MOLLIS…MOLLIS…..that’s the sound on every Kenyan lady at the moment. The play of that clip by the ladies makes a sweet warm chill run down their spine. They wish that MOLLIS could bring them to that level like the ‘Mollis I sullender lady’ . What makes the warm chill run down the the ladies spine is not the fun in the audio clip but the sex mind activation the clip brings along. Yaani madame wanasikia ni kama wanafanya ka quickie. Then quickly they are thinking this MOLLIS is this Mexian guy with a hairy chest, six-pack and strong body structure. Nobody who know the looks of the 'Mollis I sullender' lady but by just fantasizing, she must be some cheap lady from central counties..... NimeSHOka Mollis. Apologies for calling her cheap but thats my thought.  And the man? You can agree with me that we have Mexican like men in Kiambu. That MOLLIS.....with the energy that is portrayed in the audio clip must be a Mexican looking like man on top of a cheap Kiambu lad...